MFAZ turns 15 :)

Hello there people. I haven't been online much lately since my mom's been hogging the broadband. And my laptop. Cause Streamyx is very very gay nowadays most probably caused by the weather. And Maxis Broadband cannot be installed into the MacBook =.= So she's hogging everything now, it's so hard to get her to take turns.

School's okay, A LOT OF DRAMA. And (somehow) I'm included. I NEVER okay maybe RARELY get involved in dramas. In case you're wondering, NO I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE PERFORMING ARTS DRAMA.

I just don't understand some people who think nice people are their best friends. Just because I'm nice to you, it doesn't mean that you're my best friend. I have A LOT of best friends, I don't just stick to one. There's the 4Sc1 girls, SuBaWiCh, Syarifah, the idiots, the 4 Sc2 Malay girls, Lisa, TTG girls etc etc. I'm not picky but it doesn't mean I don't choose my circle of friends. Sadly my dear, you're not Amira's Best Friend material. I have no idea why you're under the impression that we're best friends.

I wish I could say this straight to your face but I'll make things worse. You'll tell all the bad untrue stories about me to everybody and make ME look like the bad guy. Girl. Whatever.

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Okay, grudges aside, I'd like to wish Mek Yam aka Yamster aka Maryam a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

She turns 15 today. OMG Yam, I'm no longer older than you! Technically lah.

Today also marks the first year of our friendship.

Precisely one year ago, the idiots wished her happy birthday. They already made friends with her. So being the busybody I am, I decided to join in. She, being the shy girl she is (before you get to know her lah), said "Thank you" so shyly. 10 minutes later, she came to me asking my name. So yeah, that's how it started.

Thanks for ALL the memories, Yam. The boy stalking, the movie watching, the late night chatting... I always laugh like crazy when you're around.

As much as I'd love to walk down memory lane, I really have to go to bed.

I love you Yam, don't worry about PMR at all. You'll pass with flying colours :D

Have a blast, party till you pass out, yeah?

Love, Mirster!

*nudge nudge* *wink wink*

Go away!

Oh my god. Go away. Go away go away go away. I can't stand having you around. GO AWAY! Dude, nobody can stand you. Go away. To Mars. You BELONG there.

Oh my god I shouldn't be doing this. My grandchildren are gonna read this blog! My poor, innocent, grandchildren! I shouldn't be bitching! But hey, I'm 16. This is what I'm supposed to be doing. Bitching keeps 16 year old girls alive. Right?

So my dear grandchildren:

I'm sorry that I'm setting such a bad example. But I cannot help it! I'm 16 at the moment and I'm immature.

Writing a message to my future grandchildren. You must be thinking, OMG, this crazy girl is so lifeless. Yes, I am.

Guitar!

Hello there people!

I had a good looooong nap today. A good long nap that I probably shouldn't have taken cause I definitely will not be able to sleep tonight =.=

School was fine. Chemistry was boring, and painful. Boring because chemistry IS boring and there's nothing you can do to change that, and painful because we had to sit on a stool with a radius of about 10 cm. My ass hurts every time I sit there. Imagine going through the pain for 1 hour and 20 minutes.

I cannot wait to conduct more experiments. We observed the plant cell under a light microscope during Biology two days ago. And it was actually very interesting! Preparing the slide and turning the knob till you get the perfect view.. It felt SO cool. Puan Wong even said our (Audrey and I) nucleus was cute. Don't even know whether that was a compliment but that's a good thing, right?

Anyways, since our guitar lessons has started, I'm gonna post a few pictures of guitars that I want. Hehe. I know I probably won't get them since we already have 2 guitars at home but still, girl can dream, can't she?

I know what Mama's gonna say.

"Practice pun malas, nak guitar baru. Banyak cantik."

Paul Frank!

Hello people. Today, I've decided to bore you guys. With what? Just wait and see.

I bought a new case for my iPhone today! Cause the old one's torn and ugly. And it's only been one month. What the hell have I been doing to my iPhone? Anyways, being destructive has its benefits. For example, I get to buy new stuff! Heh. Using my own money, that is. But I don't mind. Since I'm not much of a spender, I have a thick wallet. Kinda. Which comes in really handy at times like these.

I bought this one! Paul Frank is so cute. I like the monkey.

If I had a choice between this and the blue one, I would choose this one. But they only had 3 Paul Frank case designs. And this wasn't included.

I opted for this one too at first but then I thought, Nahh, this is so not me.

These are so cute but I don't think they're sold in Malaysia, yet. It's probably gonna reach Malaysia's Apple in about 6 months or so. I can't wait that long. I cannot stand using a torn case. It's fugly. I'm gonna ask Ayah to get them for me in London. He's going in June so by then they'd have new designs. But I don't know... Cause my dad probably doesn't know how to choose for me. I can't possibly print these pictures and give it to him right =.=

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They have headphones too! I've been looking for cool headphones :D

WAAAAA so cute. All three of them.

So if you happen to come across any of these, buy for me okay? Pretty please with a cherry on top? I'll love you for the rest of my life.

Since nothing worth mentioning happened today, I'm gonna stop here. Besides, I'm so sleeeeeepyyy.

Scones!

Okay first of all, I'd like to say I LOVE MY NEW BACKGROUND AND HEADER! WOOHOO!

Hello people! I had a very unproductive day. Yesterday, on the other hand, was a good day. Had breakfast at Danau Impian, hung out with Cacats, and watched Glee for a while. I was watching the best part when my mom called telling me that we were about to go home. So I fast-forwarded it. Then my mom called AGAIN so I really had to leave. Potong stim la mama.

After that, Tok Mama, Tok Papa, Auntie Alia and Ashman came over for lunch. Then Tok Papa and Ashman went home while we females went to Telawi. We've been busy surveying wedding venues and reading bridal magazines since last week. And this is going to continue until the wedding ends. When does the wedding end, you ask? January 2011. Yeap. We've got a looooooooooooong way to go.

We went to Uncle Putra's boutique (Cosry). He was the one who designed Kak Syaheedah's wedding dress. He also designed and sponsored Bunga Citra Lestari, Deja Moss, Erra Fazira and Ekin's wedding dresses, to name a few. So yeah. You can imagine how awesome his designs are. He's definitely one of the best in the industry. Heh, I should be paid for advertising him.

Next, after we were promised a sketch after CNY, we went to KLCC to check out door gifts. And then we had tea at Harrods. OMG the tote bags are RM 220. That's ridiculous. 220 for a tote? Gila ke. If it's like, leather or something, it's acceptable. But the material is, I have no idea what it is but it doesn't look like it's worth RM 220. But then again, it's HARRODS. I didn't really expect anything less. The scones were HEAVENLY! The best scones I've ever tasted. Well I don't always eat scones, in fact I eat them once in a blue moon but I can tell that Harrods' scones are THE. BEST.

Are you salivating? I AM! I like that cream thingy though I have no idea what it is. Anyways, it was great lah. The atmosphere, the service, the food.. It was calm and quiet, nothing like a mamak stall. When I'm rich, I'm definitely lepak-ing there with my friends instead of at a mamak stall. I bet anyone who steps foot into that store would feel like a millionaire, just like I did.

And then at night, we went to South Sea Seafood Restaurant. Ayah gave us the wrong directions, and needless to say, we got lost. Thank god Uncle Bo is better at giving directions than Ayah is. The place was PACKED. We had to take a number. And you can't get off your chair without having the back of your chair collide with the chair behind you. Geddit? The food was good, especially the prawns. The crabs were good too, but I personally prefer the one in Damansara. Perhaps next time we should order the Chilli Crab.

Todayyyyy,

I woke up at 12. What? I miss waking up late, okay? We were supposed to go to Tok Zah's house but being the typical lazy bums we are, we didn't take a shower till it was 3. Then my guitar teacher came so we only left after the class. I swear I couldn't feel my fingers after the class. And they say learning to play the guitar is the easiest. Well I beg to differ. Learning to play the piano is definitely the easiest. You just have to press the keys, music doesn't get easier than that.

So that's all I did today. Unproductive gila.

My mom wants me to write a journal. Well this blog IS like a journal, right? Oh yeah, apparently, she reads my blog =.= She wants me to PRINT my journal too. For my children and grandchildren to read. But, the thing is, I don't really think my life is interesting enough to be printed. I'm no Michael Jackson. Besides, I use swear words quite frequently and that would not be a good example to my children and grandchildren.

Which is why I'm gonna start afresh. No more swear words. Okay, occasionally can lah. After all, I'm only human. Besides, by the time I have children, swear words are probably gonna be as common as "run" or "chicken".

So yeah, I'm still contemplating whether I should print my so-called "journal" or not.

Ahh, we have Biology tomorrow. Gonna look at onion cells under the microscope. Can you believe that? Looking at ONION CELLS under a MICROSCOPE! SO INTERESTING!

In case you're wondering, yes, I was being sarcastic. I'm not THAT jakun okay.

PS, sorry I couldn't make it for the BBQ thingy guys. I was way too lazy to walk ALL THE WAY TO IDAMAN. JAUH GILA OKAY.

Darlings,

Dear best friends, (Eli and Marsya)

You cannot imagine how much I appreciate our friendship(s). Losing you guys would be like losing a family member. I love you guys and nobody and nothing can ever change that. Your presence(s) in my life is like a blessing and I thank you guys so much for everything that you've done for me.

Marsya: Thanks for all the times you made me laugh, although all you do is imitate me, you still make me laugh by being your cacat self. Thanks for all the times you came to sleepover. More of those in the future okay? I love you and we'll forever be cacat together :)

Elicia: We've known each other for 4 years now, yet I feel like I've known you forever. I'm glad God gave me the urge to talk to you on the first day of school in form 1. Because of that urge, we're best friends now :) You were always one of those people I trusted to keep my secrets and I just hope you're still keeping them. Don't be such a goody-goody anymore, time to be rebellious! I love you bebeh, BFF <3

I intended to compose this post differently but Blogger is being uber gay right now. I cannot drag the pictures around, so yeah.

I'm so tired, everything I did today was wedding-related. And guess what, my weekends are gonna be filled with wedding-related trips and activities from now on. Whee. Okay, I shall blog about today, tomorrow. I have so many things to blog about!

POLICE!

Hello there everybody! I had sooooo much fun today. How was BLG's concert yesterday? Did any of you go? I know Yam definitely did. Needless to say, I didn't. I heard it was freaking awesome. Oh well. They'll come again in about 5 years and by then, I'd be an adult.

So anyway, after Turkish class, we went to Mid Valley by KTM. At the Putra station, I was so happy cause the train wasn't crowded at all. We even got seats. But when we arrived at KL Central, OMG. It was like the pilgrimage season in Makkah.

At Gardens, we hunted for the present. Bambang settled for the quite-expensive-but-still-affordable-ones but I insisted on finding something more affordable. It was my job to save as much of Bambang's money as I could. Hehe. Don't know why, I just felt like I had to. So in the end, we found something pretty, affordable, and BRANDED. Yes, we were lucky to get something branded at a very reasonable price. After searching high and low, we found it.

Bumped into Sarah and her new boyfriend, Nick at the Food Garden.

At 7, Eli's mom picked me up and we left for Sunway. The traffic was horrible. And Auntie Janice missed the right junction and we ended up making a hugeeeeeeeeeeee turn. And then she made another wrong turn and we ended up entering the parking lot.

We spent so much time trying to decide what to eat. Eli suggested a chicken buffet restaurant. I forgot what's it called. (After that, Eli kept on saying she regretted eating there =.=) We took tons of pictures too. Will upload them later.

Eli is so damn Paranoid. The car next to her mom's was moving towards us by 1 millimetre and she yelled "Mummy watch out!!"

Then around Darshe's house she was like:

Eli: OMG! POLICE! POLICE!

Auntie Janice: People cutting tree lah =.=

Everybody else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Police je kot. I have no idea why she was paranoid to that extent. LOL.

So, Happy Sweet Sixteenth, Eli! Proper birthday post tomorrow kay? I'm too sleepy.

Caliente

Hello there people.

Okay I know bitch-blogging is very immature but I really need to get this off my chest.

There's this bitch in school. NOBODY likes her. I don't even think her so-called best friend likes her. She's just so full of herself and has no respect for anybody. She has really ugly hair. And she has a crush on almost every guy in SMKDP. She's so loud and annoying, in a bad way. I'm loud and annoying too, but in a good way. Heh. She's a bloody racist. She thinks she's the best in what she does. She looks down on people. She has no manners and often acts like an uncivilized person. I think she should move to Mars or something. No wait, Mars is too near.

I know, why don't you move to another galaxy? Please lah, bitch. You have NOTHING. YOU ARE NOTHING compared to us. I know I sound so perasan but it's true. We're better that you in every possible way. I know she probably doesn't know this blog exists, but bitch, if you're reading this and you know I'm talking about you, here's my message to you.

I will not tolerate your inappropriate behaviour, I will not be patient anymore. You deserve some butt-kicking. Sometimes I think you should just bury yourself alive. Nobody'll even notice your absence cause you're THAT stupid and useless. Die bitch, die.

Pheww, I feel soooo much better now. That was so immature, no? Heh. Kaythanksbye.